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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

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TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

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PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

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LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

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WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

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THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

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THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

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WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

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AND MORE LIZARDS

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FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

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WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

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HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

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ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

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AND THIS GUY

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AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

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AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

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JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

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BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

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WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

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This is the best post on tumblr.

(Source: fairy-wren)

14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio

tentoos:

dimmitutto:

sweetmoonbeam17:

1. He dances like this at parties

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2. He can do this with his face

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3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

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5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

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classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

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that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

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ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

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9. This picture

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wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

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12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

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13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

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he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

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15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

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this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio

jars0fhearts:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

Rye is this so funny?

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